Grandpa got ran over by a lathe, dear - conclusion

Even approaching 90 years old, my grandmother has embraced email. I got this one from her the other day (and no, she's not yelling...she just types in all caps).

HI VW,

NOT A LOT ATO WRITE ABOUT. YOUR GRANDFATHER SITS IN TH;E CHAIR MOST OF
THE DAY WITH HIS FEET ELEATED, AS THE LEG IS STILL SWOLLEN AND HE ANKLE
QUITE BADLY. STILL BLACK AND BLUE, BUT DOES PUT HIS SHOES ON TO GO TO POSTE
OFFICE EVERY DAY.

SHARON STYED A WEEK. SHE LEFT YESTRDAY WITH MY CAR. SOLD IT TO HER
FOR A GRANDSON FOR 950.00. THAT WAS FAIR BLUE DBOOK VALUE.

OUR FRIENDS FROM THE MOUNTAINS--BRIDTEPORT ARE COMING TODAY. THEY WILL
BRING A TRAILERK. HE HAS LOTS OF MEDICAL EXPEERIENCE SINCE HIS FAATHER
WAS A DOCTOTR. PERHAPS HE WILL GET YOUR GRANDAD BACK TOE TH HOSPITAL FOR SOME FURTHER AHELP.L WILL SEE.. I KNOW YOU WILL PARDON ALL MY MISTEAKES SINCE MY EYES ARE WORSE AND MY NUM,B FINGERS ALSO. . I WOULD NEVER GET A NOTE WRITETEN WELL ANYMORE WITH THIS SMALL PRINT AND MY EYES SO BAD. BUT PRAISE THE LORD, AM SETILL ON MY FEET.

WE WILL HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL SOMETIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE, WHEN YOUR
GRANDAD CAN ENJOY THE CHICKEN.

LOVE TO ALL GRANDMA

Well, sounds like things are returning to normal for them. I think that this was a close one by it looks like it is going to take a little more than a lathe to take my grandpa out.

VW